NOBODY'S LISTENING

SOME OF OUR BANDS NEED A BIGGER MEGAPHONE MAN, YEAH??!!!

Can we get AI to create these covers?🤞…No? …Not yet? We have to wait until 2030? Are you serious? Really?!?!!! Lame.

These might be the only people who could do these songs more justice. (all time machines aside of course) No?

“Enjoy this incredible imaginary compilation featuring unreleased imaginary tracks by: (ARTISTS DOING COVERS)”

And real tracks by: (REAL ARTISTS)

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Nobody’s Listening – The Slackers – COVERED BY THE SPECIALS

Bring Back The Weekend – The Inciters – COVERED BY THE 4 TOPS & THE TEMPTATIONS!

Trans Am – The Drowns – COVERED BY TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS

Gotta Be Cool – The Ratchets – COVERED BY BRUCE SPRINSTEEEN

Idle Action – NOi!SE – COVERED BY TOY DOLLS

Dull The Pain (Acoustic?!) – NOi!SE – COVERED BY NIRVANA

Crows – Bishops Green – COVERED BY METALLICA

Alone – Bishops Green – COVERED BY SLAYER

The Bigger They Come – Territories – COVERED BY BOB MARLEY & THE WAILERS

All Are Welcome – Lenny Lashley’s Gang of One – COVERED BY LUKE COMBS

Bootstraps – Harrington Saints – COVERED BY AC/DC

A Few Rounds – Reducers SF – COVERED BY THIN LIZZY

When The People Check Out – FM359 – COVERED BY BILLY BRAGG

Dltdhyotwo – BSP – COVERED BY RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

Ballad of the A1 – BSP – COVERED BY CRAZY FROG

Patriots Not Fools – 45 Adapters _ COVERED BY LEONARD SKINNARD

Dress Well, Drink Heavily – 45 Adapters – COVERED BY THE WHO

Boys Night Out – Suede Razors – COVERED BY MARKY MARK AND THE FUNK BUNCH

I Will – The Complicators – COVERED BY BLACK FLAG

Bottle of Rock N Roll – The Corps – COVERED BY ROSE TATTOO

Live Like Lions – Lenny Lashley’s Gang of One – COVERED BY JOE STRUMMER

Always Heading West – Downtown Struts – COVERED BY THE BEATLES (or the EAGLES, ha!)

Southpaw – Downtown Struts – COVERED BY THE BOB DYLAN

The Earth Trembles – Re-Volts – COVERED BY CHUCK BERRY or THE GRATEFUL DEAD

Wish You Well – Lucky Stiffs – COVERED BY PEARL JAM

He Lives For Today – Sydney Ducks – COVERED BY MINOR THREAT

This Time Around – Bombshell Rocks – COVERED BY ROCKY BALBOA and/or CHUCK REGAN

No Fear – THE NEW Darkbuster – COVERED BY KANYE WEST

Radio Radio – Smalltown – RE-COVERED BY ELVIS COSTELLO

Do It Alone – Territories – COVERED BY TALOR SWIFT

Carry On – Booze & Glory – COVERED BY COCK SPARRER

Riot Squad – Cock Sparrer – COVERED BY BETHOVEN

Look Up (Acoustic) – Grade 2 – COVERED BY U2 or OASIS, ha!

No Pain (Like This Pain) – Suedehead – COVERED BY GWAR

Living in the Crosshairs – The Filaments – COVERED BY THE CRANBERRIES

Animal – Suzi Moon – Covered by Grover, from SESAME STREET.

Heart That Breaks – Territories – COVERED BY JOAN JETT

***Thank goodness none of us are famous – and that these songs are ours – the best kept secrets in music. I mean, it would be nice if all these musicians we love could pay their bills from the music they create, but that’s really not what rock n roll capilaism is about these days – so at least we have the tunes (and our imaginations at times) to guide us all through the dark times. ***

and for things that could actually be achieved…

THE CITY – HUNTING LIONS – Covered by Swingin’ Utters (for a split 7” or Utters covering PPR comp…!!!)

Interesting idea…

Any Other tracks to propose for an utters cover PPR comp (which would be worth paying them $$$$ for, if they were actually up for it… ??? …they’ve been friends with so many (defunct) bands of ours at this point. Would be cool for them to be able to extend the posterity of some of the best songs from some of those bands that they used to love and some of the people that they care about would obviously benefit from it. Just thinking out loud…)

STRAY DOGS – SYDNEY DUCKS (just one great example)